Art Conservation Jokes

A recent reader asked me if I knew of any art conservation jokes.  This made me think and I came up with a few, I am interested in hearing more, please leave a comment.

-How many conservators does it take to change a light bulb?

-5. One to change the lightbulb. Two to document the process with written and photographic documentation. Two to debate whether changing the light bulb was an electronic material or an architectural material.

-You ask three conservators and you get six opinions, thanks to E. Batchelor for this one.

If you are at the AIC annual meeting find me and tell me a joke!

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